Hello Humans, We are pixies, definition of boring and love big business.
I'm HP aka Head Pixie and this is my accioate Sanderson. Sanderson everyone

Sanderson: Hello everyone

HP: We are here to answer whatever questions you may have. Will give some logical answers. These questions can be about anything though we love ones about big business and boring. But if you have 'fun' questions submit anyway we'll try to answer. Sanderson and I both run this blog so if you have a question for one of us it will be fine just say who.

 

nightstarwolf:

See people.  DIB KNOWS EXACTLY WHAT IS HAPPENING!We should start believing him!

HP:  No, it was us.Sanderson:  We decided to put tumblr for maintenance.HP:  But our plan for the whole day for tumblr to be down was ruined by the tumblr staff.   

nightstarwolf:

See people.  DIB KNOWS EXACTLY WHAT IS HAPPENING!
We should start believing him!

HP:  No, it was us.
Sanderson:  We decided to put tumblr for maintenance.
HP:  But our plan for the whole day for tumblr to be down was ruined by the tumblr staff.   

perfecttrap:

candy-cat:

korngrass:

tino-vainamoinen:

toocooltobehipster:

I bet you watched this video thinking it was a normal home-video, right? WRONG. 8 in 10 people who watch this video will not notice the girl in the blue shirt. The reason for this is because she is a ghost. She died in 2004, and she was murdered by her sister. If you don’t reblog this video within the next 30 minutes, at 2:37 AM, she will be looming over your bed, ready to kill you. THIS IS NOT A JOKE. SHE WILL KILL YOU. Reblog, and you will be guaranteed safety. Please, reblog this too, so no one else will be killed. Melissa Cruez saw this on her dash, but did not reblog. Her mother found her, stabbed 24 times in her bedroom the next morning. Want to be the next Melissa? THEN DON’T REBLOG THIS! SCROLL PAST IT JUST LIKE SHE DID! YOU’LL BE DEAD, TOO!

Please, reblog this, and stay safe. Do not RISK it. You will DIE!!!!!

Reblogging just to be safe, guys. Don’t wanna take any chances. 

BLUH THIS IS THE FUCKING CURSED VIDEO I TOLD YOU ABOUT AUSTRIA FUCK

You doofuses there’s no one in this video.

I watched it twice.

((FUCK SHE ACTUALLY DISAPPEARED WHEN MY MOUSE HOVERED OVER IT))

Give me a song title and I will say the first thing that comes to my head

night-sk8r:

greenandnaieve:

Bring it on!
OOC:  Doing this in character.  XD  I’m so bored.

I’ll do it to how my oc would respond.  But I will respond normal on my regular account.  Nah I’ll do both me and my oc lol

OOC:  Now this will be different

HP:  Why are you making us do this?
Sanderson:  It sounds fun…
Me:  That’s the best part. 

(Source: just-a-lover-of-stuff)

Anonymous asked
Why do you want to take over the STAPLES corperation out of anyother one on earth, seriously STAPLES?! That's just soo... weird

HP:  It s powerfull a lot of money we could get.

Sanderson:  And we’d get good deals on office supplies.  

HP:  It’s our favourtie store.  We want office max as well.

nightstarwolf asked
I got turned into him by an anon. :/

HP+Sanderson: *dull monotone* hahahahaha…..

nightstarwolf asked
O_O You're ponies?

HP:  Yes, we’re ponies.  ._.  And you look like Turner

Anonymous asked
Is it true you guys flirt with office suppiles or the copy/fax machines? ;D

HP+ Sanderson:  Uhh

A Few Days ago way  before they were ponies:

*end flashback*

HP + Sanderson:  No.
HP:  *presses trap door and anon falls*  Bye

OOC:  I loved this question it made my day.  Question was good that I had to make that pic for it. (yes, it says ‘faxy’ lady on purpose) Good Question Anon  :D

Anonymous asked
HELLO PONIES! ONG LET'S HAVE FUN!-Pinkie Pie

HP:  Nooo!  Fun is not allowed here.  And we’re really Pixies.  Wait.
Sanderson:  That’s Pinkie Pie.  isn’t she the crazy over fun one?
HP:  I think soo.  *presses trap door and pinkie pie falls through the floor.* 

Anonymous asked
Since you're ponies, how do you manage to type?

HP:  Sanderson, chart please
Sanderson:  *pings a chart*
HP:  Well it has to do with *gives a boring lecture that would put anyone except a pixie to sleep*  Is that good for you Anon?